Thursday, May 08, 2008

The Five Sexiest Aliens in the Universe

Or...Why I'm a Big Nerd.

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5) Leeloo

Okay...she's a clone and not an alien. Shoot me. I'll be taking more liberties later. But one cannot deny that Leeloo, the "perfect human," makes orange hair look hot.


4) Six of One

Tripping the Rift was one of the best adult cartoons ever! Sure...you wanna get technical? She was a cyborg, not an alien. Once again....shoot me. It's my blog. Created for sex but reprogrammed with attitude, she earns number 4.

3) T'Pol

Admittedly, Vulcans can be boring. Logic and reason rule their lives. That is until they enter into pon farr, which traslated into English, makes them horny to the brink of insanity.

Been there - done that.

2) Aayla Secura

Nothing says hot like a Jedi Knight with blue skin, brain tentacles and a light saber. Peace, harmony and balance are her way of life...until you piss her off. Then you're missing a limb.

1) Seven of Nine.

Realizing that Socialism is a crock of shit, Seven of Nine, a cyborg (I know...noy an alien - piss off) struggles to discover her humanity. I think she found it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You ARE a nerd....but then again, so am I...

Seven of Nine rocks my world.

Donncha

Jill said...

Russ - do you know how Seven of Nine is responsible for Obama about to be the nominee, right? ;)

Russ said...

Jill...I know that little winky thing means you're kidding.

Petey said...

Hey Russ, this stuff is flatout cool...I just knew that anyone whose aunt lives in Northfield is wayCool.

PartyON

Citizen Grim said...

I was thinking there ought to be more hot aliens, but I couldn't come up with many. If any aliens out there ever really want to assimilate us, they'd better come in the form of attractive young women.

Anonymous said...

Brother Russ,

I have a new one for you. Jenny, The Doctor's Daughter...as in Dr. Who.

Bro. D

Russ said...

I'll second that, brother D.!!